Nose to tail
Right, I've just received the blog stats from sevitz (my web overlord) and it appears that I've been royally bitch-slapped by all of the other blogs. So, in a bid to gain some serious traffic, I think it's time to get my SEO game on and start talking about stuff that's gonna get me some hits. Porn? Nah, too old skool. I think it's time for some astonishing factoids gleaned from the Office of National Statistics family spending report:
> The average family spends 10p a week on offal. This is no doubt skewed by Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall and Ben, equating to a weekly expenditure of 3 million quid
> That same family spends 20p a week on water travel (including ferries)
> And a whopping 50p a week on the charmingly named toiletry requisites
> However, they spend a massive 80p week on funerals. Which goes some way to explaining why average people always look so pissed off on the tube
This is a
Posted by: Anonymous | February 6, 2012 11:02 PM