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    <title>OMG! There&apos;s a font too...</title>
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    <published>2007-10-18T09:44:51Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-18T09:59:03Z</updated>
    
    <summary>It could well be time to restart the discussion about the Olympic logo. I&apos;m still not sold, It&apos;s horribly trendy dad and brings to mind the gruesome spectacle of Ken Livingston dancing to the Dizzee Rascal theme song while we...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It could well be time to restart the discussion about the Olympic logo. I'm still not sold, It's horribly trendy dad and brings to mind the gruesome spectacle of Ken Livingston dancing to the Dizzee Rascal theme song while we cower in the corner thinking back to the golden era of barcelonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I am however prepared to admit that I may not be the target market here. Maybe there's strong consumer insight that the mid-life crisis market is the anchor of a good Olympics, though if this were the case then there'd be a pretty strong argument in favour of a targeted campaign around the gymnastics. Either way, I think I've finally found an uncontestable reason to hate the logo. The accompanying font looks like it could cause epilepsy all on its own:</p>

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<entry>
    <title>Yeh - fair point</title>
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    <published>2007-10-12T10:02:21Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-12T10:04:20Z</updated>
    
    <summary> Love indexed......</summary>
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<p>Love indexed...</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Best night ever...</title>
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    <published>2007-10-04T10:09:12Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-04T10:11:28Z</updated>
    
    <summary>All three Bourne films followed by Team America. At the IMAX. I have a poor track record of falling asleep at the cinema but surely it would be acceptable here as my brain shut down to deal with an overload...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>All three Bourne films followed by Team America. At the IMAX. I have a poor track record of falling asleep at the cinema  but surely it would be acceptable here as my brain shut down to deal with an overload of badass and puppets</p>

<p><a href="http://www.bfi.org.uk/whatson/imax/film/103?utm_source=20071005imax&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=20071005imax">http://www.bfi.org.uk/whatson/imax/film/103?utm_source=20071005imax&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=20071005imax<br />
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<entry>
    <title>digg-grief</title>
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    <published>2007-09-17T11:39:52Z</published>
    <updated>2007-09-17T11:46:17Z</updated>
    
    <summary>The internet never ceases to amaze. A truly fantastic insight from some guy mourning the loss of Robert Jordan (creator of an unfinished &gt;10,000 page epic): This is absolutely horrible I&apos;ve been reading the series since I was 16-17 :(...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The internet never ceases to amaze. A truly fantastic insight from some guy mourning the loss of Robert Jordan (creator of an unfinished >10,000 page epic):</p>

<p>This is absolutely horrible I've been reading the series since I was 16-17 :( I loved it so much I own every book 1 - 11 and I've been re-listening to them all on mp3 at work :( I think his work is an absolute masterpiece that will stand the test of time and be read and loved by generations to come. I am deeply saddened by this news and I do hope that through his wife and cousin his final vision is realized.<strong> I'm on the phone ending my relationship with my girlfriend right now and I saw this and I am far more devastated by this news than this break-up.</strong> This is utterly terrible for all who enjoyed his work.</p>

<p><a href="http://digg.com/celebrity/Robert_Jordan_Wheel_of_Time_author_Dies">http://digg.com/celebrity/Robert_Jordan_Wheel_of_Time_author_Dies</a><br />
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<entry>
    <title>This would be a bit wrong...</title>
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    <published>2007-09-14T15:45:25Z</published>
    <updated>2007-09-14T15:54:26Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Why do I want this so bad? http://www.game.co.uk/ViewProduct.aspx?mid=330653&amp;cm_sp=halo3-_-packshot-_-legendary I&apos;m trying not to fill my flat with crap but stuff like this makes it so hard......</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Why do I want this so bad?<br />
<a href="http://www.game.co.uk/ViewProduct.aspx?mid=330653&cm_sp=halo3-_-packshot-_-legendary">http://www.game.co.uk/ViewProduct.aspx?mid=330653&cm_sp=halo3-_-packshot-_-legendary</a><br />
I'm trying not to fill my flat with crap but stuff like this makes it so hard...<br />
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<entry>
    <title>Strike rage</title>
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    <published>2007-09-04T18:08:52Z</published>
    <updated>2007-09-04T18:18:00Z</updated>
    
    <summary>There just doesn&apos;t seem to be a way to win. There I was bitching about how it takes them nine months to replace a lift when the news that metronet were going into administration because nobody would pay them for...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>There just doesn't seem to be a way to win. There I was bitching about how it takes them nine months to replace a lift when the news that metronet were going into administration because nobody would pay them for doing shoddy work hit. I don't mind saying that I capered a bit. But now there's a strike happening, and once again they are impacting my life. Bartlett would nationalize them in a second. There's no way free market economics will improve the quality of the service when the cost to switch requires digging a tunnel under central London. I'm done now. Lol at the lolcat and relax with the <a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xz37H9YV5pw">fine music</a>.</p>

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<entry>
    <title>Tell your friends - it doesn&apos;t work</title>
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    <published>2007-08-30T10:44:42Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-30T10:49:31Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Love the Conservatives. Despite being my only hope of escaping a huge tax burden they continue to obliterate their feet at every opportunity. If you had to think of a brand less likely to do well from viral marketing than...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Love the Conservatives. Despite being my only hope of escaping a huge tax burden they continue to obliterate their feet at every opportunity. If you had to think of a brand less likely to do well from viral marketing than the Conservative party you'd be hard pressed. This didn't stop a gallant team of backbenchers though:</p>

<p>YouTube:<br />
<a href="http://uk.youtube.com/profile?user=SexyBritain">http://uk.youtube.com/profile?user=SexyBritain</a></p>

<p>Vaguely interesting article in marketing week:<br />
<a href="http://www.marketingweek.co.uk/item/57658?eid=59&ln=01">http://www.marketingweek.co.uk/item/57658?eid=59&ln=01</a><br />
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<entry>
    <title>Mo-blogging</title>
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    <published>2007-08-28T16:32:56Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-28T16:45:14Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I&apos;m very excited. I can finally get photos oout of my phone. This isn&apos;t as awesome as it could otherwise have been as it would appear that I don&apos;t have the rock-like steadiness of hand that I&apos;d imagined myself to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm very excited. I can finally get photos oout of my phone. This isn't as awesome as it could otherwise have been as it would appear that I don't have the rock-like steadiness of hand that I'd imagined myself to have. A fact made clear by upping the screen size to monitor proportions. But it isn't all bad news, I can now share this peach of a poem. Previously it could only be viewed while paying for coffee in Giraffe and had to be read over the sounds of many babies crying:</p>

<p><Img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1270/1257542717_a5b0f21c8d.jpg?v=0"></p>

<p>This was apparently written by an eleven year old child. If so, the kid should leave school immediatley and focus exclusively on animal poems. For those of you without eyes of the hawk, the classic in full:</p>

<p>Its long neck, looking at wrecks</p>

<p>Eyes as big as lemons<br />
spots as big as melons</p>

<p>Horns like metal sticks<br />
legs with hard kicks</p>

<p>Leaves it eats<br />
not like meat</p>

<p>A black tongue<br />
looks like it's stung</p>

<p>A calf to<br />
A giraffe</p>

<p>(Jodie Clark age 11, in case Sevitz gives me shit about plagarism again)<br />
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    <title>Re-blogging</title>
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    <published>2007-08-23T14:46:22Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-23T15:15:17Z</updated>
    
    <summary>It&apos;s been a while. More than a couple of months in fact. This is not the behaviour of a good blogger. I&apos;ve been a bit busy with houses and powerpoint but still not a good showing. I&apos;ve though about coming...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's been a while. More than a couple of months in fact. This is not the behaviour of a good blogger. I've been a bit busy with houses and powerpoint but still not a good showing. I've though about coming back but haven't been able to think of a suitable relaunch post. Until now...</p>

<p>Pizza express now has a pizza large enough to feed a real person. Up until this point they've had ones that look like a normal pizza just further away. No longer! Check out the pic, that's a normal wineglass:</p>

<p><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1292/1213525943_5001e852a7.jpg?v=0f"></p>

<p>It's called a Roma and now makes pizza express worth going to while hungry. Sadly they haven't been able to resist the lazy marketing innocent style copy:</p>

<p>"Our genuine pizzas are not like mama used to make, we have no idea how mama was"<br />
ROFL</p>

<p>"Our new pizzas are thinner (Roman)<br />
Crispier (Roman)<br />
and can't sing opera for toffee (very un-Roman)"<br />
ROFLcopterlolrus</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Ohh what a lovely war</title>
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    <published>2007-06-14T08:50:46Z</published>
    <updated>2007-06-14T12:15:16Z</updated>
    
    <summary>A video game article that contains the classic quote: &quot;World War 2 is the greatest war,&quot; maintains Pitchford. &quot;It&apos;s arguably the most important and certainly the largest scale war the Earth has ever known.&quot; Consequently, a large majority of games...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5728&Itemid=2">A video game article that contains the classic quote:</a></p>

<p><em>"World War 2 is the greatest war," maintains Pitchford. "It's arguably the most important and certainly the largest scale war the Earth has ever known." Consequently, a large majority of games involving conflict and soldiering are thereby centered around the Second World War.</em></p>

<p>Do we agree? Though I do love the the "toodle-pip-pip" voiceovers in Call of Duty, I'd have to say that video games tend to focus on shooty wars mainly because swordy wars tend to suck on a joypad. <br />
*waits for the wii-mote to actually work while dreaming of pirates vs. ninjas 17*</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Cheese-tastic</title>
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    <published>2007-06-06T17:05:10Z</published>
    <updated>2007-06-06T17:12:31Z</updated>
    
    <summary>The next time I&apos;m in the bay area, or in fact the continental United States, I&apos;m here: http://www.springwise.com/food_beverage/status_skills_for_cheese_lover/ Apparently cheese is now a &quot;status skill&quot;, the way I play I&apos;d have to say it&apos;s more of s stamina skill. But...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The next time I'm in the bay area, or in fact the continental United States, I'm here:<br />
<a href="http://www.springwise.com/food_beverage/status_skills_for_cheese_lover/"><br />
http://www.springwise.com/food_beverage/status_skills_for_cheese_lover/</a></p>

<p>Apparently cheese is now a "status skill", the way I play I'd have to say it's more of s stamina skill. But whateva...</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Damn price gougers!</title>
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    <published>2007-05-31T13:14:43Z</published>
    <updated>2007-05-31T13:44:53Z</updated>
    
    <summary>rant Way way worse than hiking oil prices, or turning off Californinian power stations. Starbucks have raised their prices. Now generally I&apos;m all for profits, and have toyed with the purchase of an &quot;Adam Smith is my homeboy&quot; t-shirt. But...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>rant</p>

<p>Way way worse than hiking oil prices, or turning off Californinian power stations. Starbucks have raised their prices. Now generally I'm all for profits, and have toyed with the purchase of an "Adam Smith is my homeboy" t-shirt. But they raised the prices by 4p. Seriously: fopnece. WTF? Starbucks previously had pretty sensible, easily paid for with silver, prices. My grandeblackamericanowithanextrashottogo was two quid. Now it's £2.04. I'm gonna have to start picking coppers out of my change frisbee every morning. Or breaking serious money and walking with a change limp. </p>

<p>I'm actually quite likely to buy less coffee now, this strikes me as having had its customer needs research done in Excel. </p>

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    <title>The Digg Delusion</title>
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    <published>2007-05-27T08:38:51Z</published>
    <updated>2007-05-27T08:43:21Z</updated>
    
    <summary>My first attempt at a serious-ish blog post… There was I, pootling through Digg, as one does while waiting for an enormo file to copy, when I came across this post: http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Richard_Dawkins_makes_Time_100_get_screwed_up_in_his_profile It describes how Dawkins had his write-up in...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My first attempt at a serious-ish blog post…</p>

<p>There was I, pootling through Digg, as one does while waiting for an enormo file to copy, when I came across this post:</p>

<p><a href="http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Richard_Dawkins_makes_Time_100_get_screwed_up_in_his_profile">http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Richard_Dawkins_makes_Time_100_get_screwed_up_in_his_profile</a></p>

<p>It describes how Dawkins had his write-up in Time’s top 100 folk done by an advocate of intelligent design. What I found interesting was quite how quickly the thread degenerated into “mock the creationsist”, now I find this stuff as amusing as the next man, and complaining about the penchant for hyperbolae on Digg seems unlikely to have great results:</p>

<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_Law">“What? You want me to calm down and discuss this rationally? What would have happened if Hitler had been asked to calm down? I vent my spleen on you!”</a></p>

<p>But in this case it's an issue as Dawkins spends a pretty large proportion of his latest book complaining that atheists are under-represented in politics and culture, and that this prevents the formation of groups sizable enough balance religious lobbies. It’s mildly interesting to note that the new digg-based democracy seem firmly in his camp. But perhaps a little too firmly? The problem that I had with God Delusion is that it advanced its argument with a fervour that seemed to be almost religious itself, and further polarised an already very impassioned debate. I’m a bit concerned that digg-like sites are set up to favour strong opinions over reasoned ones.<br />
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    <title>+5 sword of outsourcing</title>
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    <published>2007-04-27T18:13:19Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-27T18:25:11Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Sharing a hilarious thread about a group of management consultant Warcraft players, I&apos;ve applied a Bravo two-zero level of Microsoft Paint to protect the identities of those concerned: &quot;We&apos;d like to test the theory that if you&apos;re out slaying orcs...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Sharing a hilarious thread about a group of management consultant Warcraft players, I've applied a Bravo two-zero level of Microsoft Paint to protect the identities of those concerned:</p>

<p>"We'd like to test the theory that if you're out slaying orcs the night before, you are more likely to contact each other with a business problem"</p>

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    <title>Nose to tail</title>
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    <published>2007-04-25T16:18:00Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-25T18:04:30Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Right, I&apos;ve just received the blog stats from sevitz (my web overlord) and it appears that I&apos;ve been royally bitch-slapped by all of the other blogs. So, in a bid to gain some serious traffic, I think it&apos;s time to...</summary>
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        <name>Tommy</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Right, I've just received the blog stats from <a href="http://www.sevitz.com">sevitz</a> (my web overlord) and it appears that I've been royally bitch-slapped by all of the other blogs. So, in a bid to gain some serious traffic, I think it's time to get my SEO game on and start talking about stuff that's gonna get me some hits. Porn? Nah, too old skool. I think it's time for some astonishing factoids gleaned from the Office of National Statistics family spending report:</p>

<p>> The average family spends 10p a week on offal. This is no doubt skewed by Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall and <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=740060643">Ben</a>, equating to a weekly expenditure of 3 million quid</p>

<p>> That same family spends 20p a week on water travel (including ferries)</p>

<p>> And a whopping 50p a week on the charmingly named toiletry requisites</p>

<p>> However, they spend a massive 80p week on funerals. Which goes some way to explaining why average people always look so pissed off on the tube<br />
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